So since I had the urge to write but had nothing in particular in mind, I'm just going to tackle the big boy. The big cheese. The bigger fish to fry. The elephant in this particularly black and melty room. Here it is...a small handful of things to enjoy 'in the glow' (after a special kind of smoke)!
I really need to work on my list titles, some day.
Thing #1 - Oney
As much as I think he's a whining little bitch at the best of times, this fucker is one of the funniest fuckers a-fucking-round. His videos end me when I'm sober - I know them all back to front, see, so I didn't see what could be gained from watching his stuff after some Camberwell Carrot. Boy howdy was I wrong. The videos gain a whole new level of comedy when watched in that state. That doughy, pale Irish retard sure can roll out the funnies.
Thing #2 - KC And The Sunshine Band
Odd thing, to discover that original disco music works beautifully well with a bit of reefer. Maybe I was on some special strain or whatever, but I could just about see the disco balls, satin shirts and sexual depravity in front of me. The 70s, from what I've gleamed, was the last decade where just about all music was pure and good. Then the 80s came along and fucked everything up (and yet hipsters and many others are utterly obsessed with the period, why??)
Thing #3 - Sega Mega Drive Ultimate Collection
This one should be reasonably obvious I would've thought. About 50 total retro games, many of which are still pure quality. It can also be pretty hilarious when you discover how such simple tasks become complex missions in dexterity - Sonic the Hedgehog becomes bloody carnage! I'm being serious too, I had to change games constantly today because they were all too hard for me. Ecco The Dolphin gets a special mention here, this is what it was made for, far as I'm concerned.
Thing #4 - Bad Horror
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| Pretty terrifying stuff. |
Well, I mean, I'm a fan of this stuff all the time, so I'll take any excuse to talk about it. You can even go for quality 50s B-movies, they work almost as well for different reasons, just depends on your preference. If you go down that route, I recommend Them! The beauty of shit horror movies is that they are in no short supply - Gore-Met Zombie Chef From Hell, Fertilise The Blaspheming Bombshell, I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle, these are all real and they are all hilarious. The Driller Killer gets a special mention because of the stabbing in the street part, I was in company when I watched that and I'm told I looked like I was about to burst or suffocate.
Thing #5 - Parks
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| "Where did you learn the recipe for these brownies, Dorothy?" |
As a novice smoker, I occasionally read threads on what to do when stoned, wanting to try everything that seems worth trying. Going for a walk was a popular answer, but I couldn't see where the appeal would lie there, I'd just find it terrifying. Right? Well, yes actually, but it's still a lot of fun to do. Very recently I took a person in particular to my local park on a sunny evening and we blazed it, sat in a massive flower garden, the bees of Summer doing their thing around us, the sun slowly setting against a clear blue sky. It was quite an experience. As was strolling around the castle ruins, crossing the bridge over the gentle stream, walking the jetty around the lake, dawdling along the path with overhanging trees on either side of it which created a gateway effect with a little hill at the end that nearly causes you to enter cardiac arrest. I made none of that up either. Just imagine all that...but high.
Some other bits and pieces worth checking out:
Nosferatu [1922 movie]
Rez or Child Of Eden [Xbox 360]
Monty Python's Flying Circus [TV show which my mate advises against watching high]
Happy Snax [cheap crisps with a stoned-looking rabbit on the packs]
Christ, everything [Christ, everything]
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